Skeletons under the floorboards …

The floor where the shower used to be

The floor where the shower used to be

Now I’m actually good friends with the guy who built the extensions on and subsequently sold me the flat, but his work tends to focus on the creative rather than the practical. We were thinking of trying to rescue the floor tiles in the shower/steam room, but in the event we realised we’d need to rip them up to fit in all the new bits and pieces. Thank goodness we did.

It turned out that at one end, the shower had been so badly fitted that it had been leaking water onto the underlying floorboards and joists for around a decade and a half, and at the other end some particularly dodgy plumbing around the washing machine had done a similar number on the flooring there.

The floor and wall  where the washing machine used to be

The floor and wall where the washing machine used to be

Only the fact that the damp had spread up the adjoining wall saved the joists that end from a similar fate.

In addition the leaky washing machine plumbing was inches away from the mains outlet. It also turns out that most of the house was running on one electricity circuit. Our electrician said that it’s a miracle that we haven’t had a fire before.

One of the pipes had been fitted rather rustically whereby instead of using an elbow to go round a corner it had simply been bent.

My friend’s enthusiasm for renovation projects knows no bounds however, and he has since moved on to demonstrate his own peculiar approach to carpentry and plumbing to the French. Vive la différence!

7 Responses to “Skeletons under the floorboards …”

  1. Peter Says:

    I think the technical term is “cowboy”

  2. kev Says:

    John wayne strikes again!!
    And British builders wonder why the customer is turning to our european cousins when they need the job done properly!!

  3. El Buc Says:

    Pistol Packin’ Patrick!

  4. Brother B Says:

    Hmm! Bad plumbing, Im shocked.
    Send in Harri, Patrick need some love.

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